Employee of the Month...

29 March, 2006


Job-tron was introduced as an automated cashier at Walmart, doing its job SO efficiently that it ran ALL the registers in the store at once. Management fired everyone who became redundant under Job-tron's shadow, the unemployed growing in numbers as it began automating other tasks such as cleaning the store, stocking shelves, filling prescriptions, and taking out the garbage. Eventually Job-tron began managing the store too, and the authorities that purchased him were fired under corporate downsizing. Job-tron ran the fully-automated Walmart for about a week, but his batteries ran out with no-one remaining to replace them. Everyone took their jobs back and they hid the lifeless, automated nightmare in the closet- where he still remains today...

8 Comments:

Blogger Manuel LariƱo said...

Man! this illustrator thing you are doing lately its really good! i like how the image popsup from the page

6:11 AM  
Blogger Alekos Alexakis said...

goda damn you Duncan. you are going crazy man. A W E S O M E.

9:03 AM  
Blogger Olumuyiwa Ajagbe said...

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2:00 PM  
Blogger Olumuyiwa Ajagbe said...

your story is AWESOME! and the illustration speaks for it's self. Great piece

2:01 PM  
Blogger Caleb Prochnow said...

This is just to good. Is this Job-tron producing all this awesome pieces for you as well?

4:14 PM  
Blogger mauricio salmon said...

brilliant man! good use of color and design, i love it

8:15 PM  
Blogger Clayton Stillwell said...

this is great Duncan, i've never really gotten the chance to see your work before. Your doing well I see.

1:15 AM  
Blogger Edward Kinsella III said...

I like this one Duncan. His vest definately looks like the Wal-Mart one! I can't believe this is illustrator.

1:56 PM  

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